January 2012
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Also, playing the penis game is fun when played on a roller coaster.
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Six Flags day with the group.
We’ve ridden two rides in two and a half hours. The teacups taught us that I’m the only one who would pass a sobriety test, because I’m the only one who can walk straight afterwards. Katie fell over when she got out.
December 2011
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Getting these new gauges in is about as easy as I understand fisting to be.
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Watching Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?
*short pause*
Bo Burnham: Names!
*long pause*
Shelby: Oh, I get it!
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“Mexicans come over the border because the grass is greener. Now Americans are...”
– Alex Reymundo
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I got the iHeartRadio app, finally. Mostly because that way I don’t need to use headphones as antenna when I want live radio. But then I started a Talking Heads station, and now I’m kind of stuck listening.
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HOLY SHIT
I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, and for the past 15 minutes to half-hour (I wasn’t paying too much attention) I’ve just been going “HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT” because the end of the game is intense. So now I’m done and I don’t know what to do with my life.
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Ever had one of those people that as soon as they’re off the phone or out of earshot the first thing you can think to say is “FUCKING BITCH”? Yeah, I live with one.
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I need to work on not being so god-damned nocturnal before school starts back up. I want to come up with some witty play on words about circadian rhythms, but I’m simultaneously too tired and too caffeinated to think of one.
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
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How to tell if your friend is not Batman
anneemaye:
Sometimes he needs a ride
He has taken the elevator
He has asked to borrow $20
You can watch him leave a room
He has flinched ever in his life
Mentioning his parents does not make him scream in anguish and fury and swear vengeance upon the local criminal underworld
miamor-mylife asked: I very much enjoy reading your blog =)
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“Inconvenience is secret. Test imagery as a thought, an important choice....”
– Page 148 of ‘This Is Not A Book’ by Keri Smith, as I filled it out. The instruction was to take one word from each page to make a very long sentence. I turned it into multiple (and sort of non sequitor) sentences.
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